28 February 2010

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12
YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE
HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN
INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

5 comments:

A. James said...

Cheezer, this makes me sick as it does most Americans. The entire world needs to awaken to the destruction that we all create when extremes in any culture goes rampent. Just look at the extremes in our culture that gives equal rights of non-citizens in the U.S.

We need answers and legislation, yet as long as the party's play politics above all else and there is selfish pursuits in the majority of our Congress, nothing will be done... unless...

The Power Of The People, rise up in a non-partisen effort and make these momentous changes we need to survive as a nation.

God First! The empowerment of the people will then have the strength and cohesion to respond for a stronger, healthier and more vital America!

Anthony

Bobkatt said...

Just thought you might enjoy a little Ray Stevens.

posttrainwreck said...

Yes. North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela, and Cuba are regimes the US should emulate. More power to the state! Government that governs least governs best, except when it comes to deciding who lives or dies in matters like border security. Then it should govern with lethal force or enslavement. Border patrol should not be burdened with respecting the rights of non-citizens, and non-citizens should expect to be shot if there is a reasonable suspicion that they may violate US law. We need more government employees with guns to protect us.

Mover Mike said...

What happens if you cross the border into Mexico? How do they treat you?

Why do we allow our border to be so porous? Someone is benefitting

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